Goodbye, Douchebag.

Dany Heatley, is gone. Finally.

Pop out the champagne, and celebrate.

This is the face of a man who has just realized that he is a total jackass, yet seems to think that he has done nothing wrong and that the Ottawa fans should still love him. Idiot.

This is the face of Ottawa fans everywhere.

homer_woohoo.jpg homer woohoo image by kaeli

Basically, we got rid of this:

And got this:

Dany, have fun in San Jose. Really, you’ll find a ton of prostitutes and get an awesome tan.

Meanwhile, all the good people in Ottawa will be freezing their asses of and thinking about how miserable it is without you, right?

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This is what Ottawa winters look like.

This is what San Jose winters look like.

Really, you’re fabulous, Dany.

I really can’t wait until the Sens play the Sharks and I get to see Chris Neil pound the living daylight out of him.

So here’s to four years of Dany Heatley. See you around Dany. It’s really ridiculous how much I’m not going to miss you.

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10 Responses to Goodbye, Douchebag.

  1. garth says:

    HOW ABOUT THE NEW MARKETING CAMPAIGN?
    WEAK!!!
    FOREVER RED?
    Does that refer to fans seeing red? The Sens marketing team being red in the face? the Liberal party? Russia? Communism? STUPID! What happens when they play an away game in Detroit? come on people get creative.

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  4. ozfraud says:

    You Sens fans sound like you just dumped the hot chick that gave you and STD! Get over it already! You cant blame the guy for wanting to be on a cup contending team. Your team wont be playing in April so it doesn’t really make a difference what you call the guy or how mad you are at him.

    Get Over It Already! Heatley has!!!

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  6. elvidge says:

    YOU GUYS ARE STUPID!!!!!
    Dany Heatly is so fucking selfish, it’s insane! You really think it’s okay to ditch your team just to wanna win for yourself? He gave up! He’s a loser! Admit it already.

  7. mizzmalkin says:

    I agree with Elvidge. I understand that the guy wanted to make the best decisions for his future, but that was not the way to do it. The Ottawa Senators have something brewing for this season, the way they ended the last one was thrilling and definitely playoff hockey. It’s a shame Dany couldn’t realize this, but if he doesn’t want to play in one of the greatest hockey cities, then he can kindly fuck off.

  8. elvidge says:

    Bahahaha

  9. BubbaBighatt says:

    The suntan I get… But the prostitutes? You need to visit SJ, there’s not a prostitute to be found.

  10. ggforever says:

    hahaha i see you’ve had experience
    trying to find one
    bubbabighatt

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