Dany Heatley, is gone. Finally.
Pop out the champagne, and celebrate.
This is the face of a man who has just realized that he is a total jackass, yet seems to think that he has done nothing wrong and that the Ottawa fans should still love him. Idiot.
This is the face of Ottawa fans everywhere.
Basically, we got rid of this:
And got this:
Dany, have fun in San Jose. Really, you’ll find a ton of prostitutes and get an awesome tan.
Meanwhile, all the good people in Ottawa will be freezing their asses of and thinking about how miserable it is without you, right?
This is what Ottawa winters look like.
This is what San Jose winters look like.
Really, you’re fabulous, Dany.
I really can’t wait until the Sens play the Sharks and I get to see Chris Neil pound the living daylight out of him.
So here’s to four years of Dany Heatley. See you around Dany. It’s really ridiculous how much I’m not going to miss you.