I know, I suck.

Sorry everybody.

I’ll be blogging all the playoffs, I promise.

Chicago Wins the Stanley Cup

My mind = blown.

Let’s Get It Started

Game 1 – Stanley Cup Finals – Chicago/Philadelphia starts today.

No bid deal.

What We Are.

We are a hockey team, made up of  players full of heart.

We are the soul of Pittsburgh.

We are the diamonds in the rough, that have finally managed to shine.

We are the team who never stops believing.

We are the team who makes miracles happen.

We are the better team.

We are the team with Sidney Crosby as their captain.

We are the defending Stanley Cup Champions.

We are the Pittsburgh Penguins.

And we won’t lose this game.

Live Blog.

• LaPierre is a tool box.
• If this is the Habs standing on their heads, playing for their lives. It’s not good enough.
• I really don’t know how the tool-box gets away with a cross-check to the head. I really don’t know.
• We’ve been down 3 goals in a game before and came back to win it. This shit is far from over.
• Can we just … get rid of these guys? Cmon, this has gone on long enough. Sink them, Pens.
• I am actively homicidal right now. This series makes no sense. Can we please get rid of these fuckers?
• I would rather listen to Miley Cyrus everyday for the rest of my life than this OLAY OLAAAY OLAY OLAY SHIT.
• OLAAAY OLAY OLAY … GET THE FUCK OUT.
• If I ever go to Montreal, I’m bringing an industrial sized can of pepper spray and I’m going to spray fucking everyone.
• Change Halak’s name to Haluck.
• 40 years ago today, Bobby Orr flew.
• That is off topic. I hate thaaaa Habz.
• Mike Cammaleri Calameri needs to GTFO.
• Who’s blowing the refs before the game?
• WE ARE NOT LOSING THIS FUCKING GAME.
• THREE LETTERS: MAF.
• HALAK, FUCK YOURSELFFFF.
• I’ve decided it was Mike Cammaleri who blew the refs. Fuck you all.
• Excuse my French.
• I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT LAPIERRE. HIS VERY EXISTENCE.
• 4-2.
• PENGUINS, CRACK HALAK HES A DOUCHE.
• Enough already. Olay your mother.
• Crosby sucks, Montreal? FUCK YOU, THAT’S THE CANADIAN HERO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT, SUCK MY NUTS AND BECOME YOUR OWN FUCKING COUNTRY ALREADY. FUCK. OFF.
• AT LEAST, PUT SOMEONE IN THE HOSPITAL, IDC WHO. JUST FUCKING BREAK SOMEONE’S NECK, THAT’S ALL I WANT.
• WULLAHHIIIIIII SAAAAAAAAAAARGE.
• 4-3
• ONE MORE, MOTHER FUCKERS MUAHAHA.
• Congratulations, Montreal, you just won the Stanley Cup.
• Game seven.
• BURY THEM WEDNESDAY.

DEAR HABS,

FUCK YOU.

WHATEVER,

MM.

We Work Miracles, Remember?

Everybody needs to take a breath, and sit the fuck down. One game. One game, and suddenly everyone’s lost their faith in the Penguins? Relax. We’re the reining Stanley Cup champions, and the Habs are just making the second round of the playoffs for the first time since 2008.

Pittsburgh is the better team. We did this, remember?

The series is just tied. They’re not blowing us away 3-0. So everybody calm the fuck down.

The Habs aren’t going anywhere.

Dear Pittsburgh Penguins,

Kill them.

Sincerely,

MM

Go Pens Go.