Let’s Get It Started

Game 1 – Stanley Cup Finals – Chicago/Philadelphia starts today.

No bid deal.

Live Blog.

• LaPierre is a tool box.
• If this is the Habs standing on their heads, playing for their lives. It’s not good enough.
• I really don’t know how the tool-box gets away with a cross-check to the head. I really don’t know.
• We’ve been down 3 goals in a game before and came back to win it. This shit is far from over.
• Can we just … get rid of these guys? Cmon, this has gone on long enough. Sink them, Pens.
• I am actively homicidal right now. This series makes no sense. Can we please get rid of these fuckers?
• I would rather listen to Miley Cyrus everyday for the rest of my life than this OLAY OLAAAY OLAY OLAY SHIT.
• OLAAAY OLAY OLAY … GET THE FUCK OUT.
• If I ever go to Montreal, I’m bringing an industrial sized can of pepper spray and I’m going to spray fucking everyone.
• Change Halak’s name to Haluck.
• 40 years ago today, Bobby Orr flew.
• That is off topic. I hate thaaaa Habz.
• Mike Cammaleri Calameri needs to GTFO.
• Who’s blowing the refs before the game?
• WE ARE NOT LOSING THIS FUCKING GAME.
• THREE LETTERS: MAF.
• HALAK, FUCK YOURSELFFFF.
• I’ve decided it was Mike Cammaleri who blew the refs. Fuck you all.
• Excuse my French.
• I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT LAPIERRE. HIS VERY EXISTENCE.
• 4-2.
• PENGUINS, CRACK HALAK HES A DOUCHE.
• Enough already. Olay your mother.
• Crosby sucks, Montreal? FUCK YOU, THAT’S THE CANADIAN HERO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT, SUCK MY NUTS AND BECOME YOUR OWN FUCKING COUNTRY ALREADY. FUCK. OFF.
• AT LEAST, PUT SOMEONE IN THE HOSPITAL, IDC WHO. JUST FUCKING BREAK SOMEONE’S NECK, THAT’S ALL I WANT.
• WULLAHHIIIIIII SAAAAAAAAAAARGE.
• 4-3
• ONE MORE, MOTHER FUCKERS MUAHAHA.
• Congratulations, Montreal, you just won the Stanley Cup.
• Game seven.
• BURY THEM WEDNESDAY.

DEAR HABS,

FUCK YOU.

WHATEVER,

MM.