Underdog Obsessed

Nope

mizzmalkin — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 18:51:43 +0000

I’m just not even going to mention Toronto’s start to the season.

Just .. nope.

NBD

mizzmalkin — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 22:58:32 +0000

Mike Fisher’s in this music video. He plays for my hockey team.

Just Music To My Ears.

mizzmalkin — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 22:51:10 +0000

100 reasons why Jonathan Toews would make the best lover? Let’s just stick with one:

Um?

mizzmalkin — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 22:47:56 +0000

I don’t know what this is, or how it happened, but it needs to occur more often.

Yes please. With some of the Penguins. Scratch that — all of them.

NHL GOES NUDE.

This Also Made Me LOL.

mizzmalkin — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 22:45:34 +0000

Mike Ribeiro was arrested for public drunkess.

Instant hero.

At least his mug shots better than PKane’s. And is it just me, or does this guy look like he’s been convicted more than once?

This Made Me LOL

mizzmalkin — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 22:40:59 +0000

James Wisniewski, I miss you oh so much. Get out of the Island, nobody gets publicity over there. It’s like Uganda. Nothing. There.

Suspended two days for showing Sean Avery who he really is.

Just Because

mizzmalkin — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 18:24:29 +0000

Video Updates

mizzmalkin — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 17:21:51 +0000

This is cute. Can’t wait for them to start holding hands as they walk into the games together. Their probably roommates too. Cute.

Then there was this, this was pretty cute too. Kovalchuk’s got some crazy hand movements at the beginning there, really impressive.

Oh and Segs, nice first goal. JEbs still beats yours though, sorry. Maybe next time.

Taylor Hall also got his first NHL point yesterday. Beauty pass Hallsy. You’re still not better than JEbs though. Sorry, it’s a hard name to beat.

Segs, Hallsy, don’t feel bad, it’s hard to equal up to the guy who did this:

Ohhh and this:

Stab to the Heart

mizzmalkin — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 15:40:10 +0000

Kris, Army. No offense or anything, but those outfits make you look fat.

Dear Toronto Maple Leafs,

FUCKING STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU BY ADOPTING ALL MY FAVOURITE PLAYERS.
DIE BITCHES.

Fuck you,

Alternatively, these looks are much much better for you two.

And…

Welcoming Hockey Back Into My Life.

mizzmalkin — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 15:27:01 +0000

It’s been almost four months since I’ve posted anything on here.

But. I’m back now.

And guess who else is back?

JORDAN FUCKING EBERLE.

If you don’t already know, Mr. Eberle scored one hell of a goal for his first NHL goal. Yeah. Best. First. Goal. Ever.

In light of that goal of the century, TSN asked a few players around the league (Including Sidney Crosby, girls) and some of his teammates about it. Resulting in fucking HILARIOUS results. Watch til the end if you want to see one of the most adorable things ever.

How fast can I get an Eberle jersey?

Link.

In other news, Mike Cammalleri is still a douchebag.

The Senators have lost their first two games of the season so far, only being able to score one goal in each game. Lack of offense, back defense, what else is new?

Sens still suck, Mike Cammalleri is still a fuck, and Jordan Eberle is still a fucking hero.

Welcome back, hockey. We’ve all missed you.