Alex, Start A Blog, Seriously. I Love You

  • I didn’t know they called Sergei ‘Gonch’. That sounds really macho…I’m gonna name my kid Gonch. It sound kinda like The Hulk. The Gonch. “Hey, Gonch, come here for a sec…” Hmmm…weird.

    • I always knew Heatly was a douchebag. To make matters worse, I even told you a couple times, but did you ever listen? NO. Now look who’s a quitter? You should have seen it coming, I mean what kind of a team player just stands COMPLETELY still all game long (and I mean no foot movement whatsoever) and then scores a hat-trick? I dunno how he does it, but those are the signs of a major ass-monkey. Trust me. I said the same thing about Spezz a while back and then look who almost got traded? Luckily, JayJay (my new name, just thought of it now) smartened up a bit, and kicked major foreign booty in the Worlds.
    • Johnny Toews speaking french kind of makes me hate him a little bit. Just a little. He sounds like…like…RACINE. ewwy! And he’s all like, “Jambes de grenouille, merci Monsieur, tres delicieux, merci. Aurevoir.” Douche face francophone. Yeah, thats right. I just called Tazer a douche face francophone. Deal with it.
    • -al with love and stuff
    • P.S: Going to game 7 baby! WHOOT WHOOT!!!! Thank you Jordan Staal. Eric, I miss you. Your wife is a slut. If it weren’t for her you wouldn’t have a record. Your little brother has done time, thanks to you! You have such bad taste!P.P.S (from last message): I’ve decided that Gonch is a too manly name for my kid. It’s also a hard name to live up to. I’ve decided that if I have a boy, his name shall be Marc-Andre. If I have a girl, she shall be Geno. I think that’s an awesome name for a girl. She’d kick ass. She’d be like the schoolyard bully who beat up the geeky kid named Marc-Andre.
    • EDIT : I think the people who read underdog obsessed should know about Tyler. They’d be very happy to learn that he’s staying in your house right now and that you wear Jordan Eberle’s shorts to gym class. You are a famous person’s cousin, take advantage of it. If I were Tyler’s cousin I wouldn’t waste a second telling the whole damn world. Now, you can. Do it. And tell him I say hi and tell him who I am, because if you don’t he’ll just think I’m this random stalker person who’s obsessed with him. ……don’t answer that.
    • Hugs and stuff,
    • Al
    • P.S. Did you notice how I said Tyler instead of Tyler Myers? I’m growing as a person! Yay! Cept, saying Tyler Myers is like saying Adam Burish. The Tyler can’t go without the Myers, just like the Adam can’t go without the Burish. Enough said.
    • The word ‘Burish’ is kind of starting to sound like some sort of Indian burrito. It’s losing it’s charm.
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    3 Responses to Alex, Start A Blog, Seriously. I Love You

    1. ELVIDGE says:

      Hey. Hey Gabby. Hey. You there? Gabby. Gabz. Look, I’m commenting on a post. See? I’m growing, again. Please ask Tyler to come pick you up from school tomorrow. Please. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease. Look, I’m begging. I NEVER beg. Except for when I’m talking about hockey players. It should be your goodbye present to me. Just let me meet him, please. I’ll even stop saying Tyler Myers. He’s just Tyler from now on. Officially. Okay? We get off from Math at like 12:00, so ask him to come pick you up. He should be awake by then. Please, do it for me. This is like my last opportunity to meet him, cuz then the year’s over and I’ll never see you ever again. Tear tear. Please. Please. Please. Count how many times I’ve said please in this paragraph. It’s like in Abbi’s french orale, she said the name of her disease like 15 times. This is how desperate I am. Please. I think that’s 10 times. Please, please, please. 13 for good luck.

      -Love Al (please, please.)

      P.S. I’ve decided to make it 19 for another kind of good luck. Spezz, help me out here. Stop lookinig at your fucktard of a girlfriend for three seconds and think of all the times I’ve stuck by you when no one else would. Do this one thing for me. Here you go: please, please, please and please. 19. Lucky number. Help me out here. Please. Oops, that’s 20. Just ignore that last one.

      P.P.S: Is it just me or is ‘please’ starting to sound kind of wierd to you? Maybe some kind of…African burrito.

    2. mizzmalkin says:

      I’ll see what I can do (;
      The only problem is that after school, I’m going to Rideau.
      He’ll probably be there if you want to come.

      By the way, BURISH AND PLEASE SOUND LIKE EXOTIC BURRTIOS.
      It’s too true.

      UGH. His girlfriend is such a gold-digger skank. I haven’t even met her and I loathe her with all my heart.

      STALK HER UP, ELVIDGE: JEN SNELL.
      What kinda last name is Snell?
      It sounds like a hooker’s pet name.
      GOD JASE, I get it, you love her, but you see, she only loves your money.

      Fuck you, Bryan Murray, fuck you.

    3. Elvidge says:

      JEN SNELL?!?!

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