Top search of the day? Jason Spezza Douche. Thank you to all the people who searched this. You make my life.
I was warming up Spaghetti today, when I suddenly had a fucking epitome. Spaghetti, Evgeni Malkin. Evgeni Malkin, Stanley Cup. Stanley Cup, Stanley Cup Champs DVD.
I completely forgot that I had boughten the Pens DVD the other day, and I still hadn’t watched it.
Yeah so, my critique on that? Fucking amazing. They had an entire 10 minutes devoted to Mama and Papa Malkin and the joy they bring to Evgeni and Pittsburgh. Max Talbot’s farewell words made me cry. Yeah. He was that pimp.
Oh, and just to let you know, Pimp is spelled M-A-X-T-A-L-B-O-T.
So is clutch.
God, I miss hockey.
Preseason, come faster.