Stab to the Heart

October 10, 2010

Kris, Army. No offense or anything, but those outfits make you look fat.

Dear Toronto Maple Leafs,

FUCKING STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU BY ADOPTING ALL MY FAVOURITE PLAYERS.
DIE BITCHES.

Fuck you,

MM

Alternatively, these looks are much much better for you two.

And…


Chicago Wins the Stanley Cup

June 10, 2010

My mind = blown.


Let’s Get It Started

May 29, 2010

Game 1 – Stanley Cup Finals – Chicago/Philadelphia starts today.

No bid deal.


Is This Real Life?

May 24, 2010

Chicago is going to the finals.

Oh my baby jesus.


Johnny Be Good.

May 8, 2010

Luongo breakdown + Toews hattrick + Niemi being insane =

Win.

Hawks are up 3-1 headed back to Chicago, and things are looking good. After a small breakdown in Game 1 of the series, the Hawks have really been able to shutdown the Canucks. Luongo hasn’t been playing up t0 his status quo, and the rest of the ‘Nucks have been taking too many penalties unleashing the lethal Blackhawks power play. All of these chances and Dustin Byfuglien have lead the Hawks to a 3-1 series lead, and after the performance they pulled last night, things aren’t looking so bright for the Canucks. One more win, you’ve got this, men.

Go Hawks.


Tips For Chicago

May 5, 2010
  • Get on your knees for Niemi, he’s playing beautifully.
  • Keep Dusty in front of Luongo, he’s an initiator, and even though this didn’t work out so well in Game 1, he will get under his skin eventually.
  • Get Burish out there. The more grit, the better. Plus, I’m sure he’s been dying to get some more ice time.
  • Don’t shoot from 40 feet away! Keep it in close. Garbage goals could win you the series.
  • Get your top line going. If your top players aren’t producing, switch up the lines a bit. You have to get them rolling or Chicago won’t pass this round.
  • Try and keep the alcohol consumption to the minimum. I know you’re young and rowdy, but a hangover on a game day isn’t helping you.
  • Keep the Sedin’s quiet. They’re violent when they’re rolling, shit down their Swedish throats, and break both their legs.
  • Keep the pressure on.
  • GO HAWKS!

Cheers, Captain.

April 30, 2010

Yesterday, Jonathan Toews turned 22.  Yes, 22. Is it just me, or does it seem like the past few years have gone by so quickly? It seemed like yesterday when we were all watching him getting drafted, seeing his first seasoon in the NHL, or celebrating Tazer becoming legal. He’s 22 now, therefor, 22 pictures of my Winnipeg native captain. He’s got a beautiful smile, he just doesn’t show it that often.

Happy Birthday, Jonathan. Here’s to you.

Happy Belated, Toews.


Been There.

February 1, 2010

People act as if they haven’t partied shirtless with a bunch of girls in a Limo while driving through the streets of Vancouver, but we all know they have. It seems like Patrick Kane, John Madden, and Kris Versteeg all got their share. But why are people beating them up about this? They’re young, rich, athletes, and shit happens when you’ve got tons of money, and a night off. Let them have their fun.

Dear Patrick Kane,

Brother, you coulda at least found some hotter broads to party with, you must have been really, really drunk to have withstood those … beautys?

lovelovelove,

MM


Ah.

January 10, 2010

If the Sens don’t win tonight, I swear I’ll cry. My prediction is that we win one out of five games on this road trip, end up in 10th place, and miss the playoffs for the second year in a row. It’s not a pretty prediction, but with all these injuries piling up, it’s shaping out to look like that. Whatever, go Blackhawks.


This Is What You Do With The Big Bucks

December 29, 2009

Jonathan Toews recently signed a five year contract extension with the Blackhawks giving him tons of extra cash to spend on a new condo in downtown Chicago. A new condo that has already been invaded by the Chicago Tribune, much to my pleasure.