October 10, 2010
Kris, Army. No offense or anything, but those outfits make you look fat.
Dear Toronto Maple Leafs,
FUCKING STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU BY ADOPTING ALL MY FAVOURITE PLAYERS.
Alternatively, these looks are much much better for you two.
May 29, 2010
Game 1 – Stanley Cup Finals – Chicago/Philadelphia starts today.
No bid deal.
May 24, 2010
Chicago is going to the finals.
Oh my baby jesus.
May 8, 2010
Luongo breakdown + Toews hattrick + Niemi being insane =
Hawks are up 3-1 headed back to Chicago, and things are looking good. After a small breakdown in Game 1 of the series, the Hawks have really been able to shutdown the Canucks. Luongo hasn’t been playing up t0 his status quo, and the rest of the ‘Nucks have been taking too many penalties unleashing the lethal Blackhawks power play. All of these chances and Dustin Byfuglien have lead the Hawks to a 3-1 series lead, and after the performance they pulled last night, things aren’t looking so bright for the Canucks. One more win, you’ve got this, men.
April 30, 2010
Yesterday, Jonathan Toews turned 22. Yes, 22. Is it just me, or does it seem like the past few years have gone by so quickly? It seemed like yesterday when we were all watching him getting drafted, seeing his first seasoon in the NHL, or celebrating Tazer becoming legal. He’s 22 now, therefor, 22 pictures of my Winnipeg native captain. He’s got a beautiful smile, he just doesn’t show it that often.
Happy Birthday, Jonathan. Here’s to you.
Happy Belated, Toews.
February 1, 2010
People act as if they haven’t partied shirtless with a bunch of girls in a Limo while driving through the streets of Vancouver, but we all know they have. It seems like Patrick Kane, John Madden, and Kris Versteeg all got their share. But why are people beating them up about this? They’re young, rich, athletes, and shit happens when you’ve got tons of money, and a night off. Let them have their fun.
Dear Patrick Kane,
Brother, you coulda at least found some hotter broads to party with, you must have been really, really drunk to have withstood those … beautys?
January 10, 2010
If the Sens don’t win tonight, I swear I’ll cry. My prediction is that we win one out of five games on this road trip, end up in 10th place, and miss the playoffs for the second year in a row. It’s not a pretty prediction, but with all these injuries piling up, it’s shaping out to look like that. Whatever, go Blackhawks.
December 29, 2009
Jonathan Toews recently signed a five year contract extension with the Blackhawks giving him tons of extra cash to spend on a new condo in downtown Chicago. A new condo that has already been invaded by the Chicago Tribune, much to my pleasure.