I think I speak for everybody who watched the Ottawa/Nashville game like night when I say: WTF?
That was most definitely the most bizarre Sens game of the season. The Sens were off to a bad start early in the first period when Picard deflected a Suter shot only 5 minutes into the first period, giving Nashville an early 1-0 lead. Picard went on to get a hattrick for Nashville — OH WAIT! HE PLAYS FOR OTTAWA! LOLOLOL, I COULDN’T TELL CAUSE HE SCORED SOO MANY GOALS FOR THE PREDS. But really, no offense, Alex. I really do like you. Just an off-night I suppose.
End of first: 3-0 Nashville. Fuck-a-doodle-doo, right?
Nothing really happens in the second period except for a smorgasbord of questionable penalties. McCreary wants BEEF from me. Or just for me to book him an optometrical appointment.
Kayso, third period.
Chris Campoli decided, “Heh, why not try and score? Like, we’re losing to Nashville, we got nothing to lose”
Score. 3-1
Shortly after that, Nicky Foligno was all like “WHAA?! CHRIS SCORED?! AWH, MAN. NOW, I NEED A GOAL.”
Cha-chiiing. 3-2
Momentum is building. Milan Michalek’s all like “LOLZ, I LIKE SCORE GOALZ. CUZ I’M FLYYY LIKE TAT.”
Dany who? 3-3
Then, the Hockey Gods decide to put this thing called Shea Weber on full blast right after our power session. Meh.
Betch. 4-3
Have no fear, ridic Jason Spezza passes and Anton Volchenkov were there to save the day.
I love it when Volchie scores. 4-4
Next up: That Suter guy scores again. Not in the mood to show is face on here. 5-4. Everyone’s leaving, 1.6 seconds left, and whaaa? CHRIS PHILLIPS SCORES. LIKE WTF?! When was the last game that Anton Volchenkov AND Chris Phillips scored?! Yeaaahh. Never. Anyways, buildings going batshit crazy.
Like a boss. 5-5
Overtime: heartbreak city.
A bunch of penalties are called, 4-3 and then whatshisface scores to end like WTF-fest at the Scotiabank place.
To sum up the game in a few words: Most confusing 2 and 1/2 hours of my life.
Go Sens Go!
5-2-1
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