Johnny Be Good.

May 8, 2010

Luongo breakdown + Toews hattrick + Niemi being insane =

Win.

Hawks are up 3-1 headed back to Chicago, and things are looking good. After a small breakdown in Game 1 of the series, the Hawks have really been able to shutdown the Canucks. Luongo hasn’t been playing up t0 his status quo, and the rest of the ‘Nucks have been taking too many penalties unleashing the lethal Blackhawks power play. All of these chances and Dustin Byfuglien have lead the Hawks to a 3-1 series lead, and after the performance they pulled last night, things aren’t looking so bright for the Canucks. One more win, you’ve got this, men.

Go Hawks.

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Tips For Chicago

May 5, 2010
  • Get on your knees for Niemi, he’s playing beautifully.
  • Keep Dusty in front of Luongo, he’s an initiator, and even though this didn’t work out so well in Game 1, he will get under his skin eventually.
  • Get Burish out there. The more grit, the better. Plus, I’m sure he’s been dying to get some more ice time.
  • Don’t shoot from 40 feet away! Keep it in close. Garbage goals could win you the series.
  • Get your top line going. If your top players aren’t producing, switch up the lines a bit. You have to get them rolling or Chicago won’t pass this round.
  • Try and keep the alcohol consumption to the minimum. I know you’re young and rowdy, but a hangover on a game day isn’t helping you.
  • Keep the Sedin’s quiet. They’re violent when they’re rolling, shit down their Swedish throats, and break both their legs.
  • Keep the pressure on.
  • GO HAWKS!

Guess Who’s Back …

August 29, 2009

I am now back safely in Ottawa, with normal food, and reliable internet connection. I know you missed me. A few things happened while I was away, including the Team Canada orientation camp featuring a few of my favorites.

Like Spez. Spez is definitely one of my favorites.

And Johnny. I like Johnny too. I really hope Toews makes the team, there’s something about him that just screams “I’ll win you a gold medal Canada!!”

You have no idea how glad I am that Drew made the try-outs. 

And take a look at my awesome, full of win, Maxime Talbot resembling Photoshop skills on the picture below. Sorry, Jared. Maybe next time when you’re pubescent enough to grow a beard.

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Steve Mason for President.

And not to forget the boy with the beautiful smile. Flower.

But there’s also a few of my least favorites at the camp.

Like, per-say, Dany Heatley. He is definitely up there on the least favorites list. 

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Oh wait — he’s the only one on that roster that I don’t like.

And then there’s all the good players that you just know are going to make the team. I don’t really need to mention them on here. I’m looking at you boys, Sid, Iggy, Stanley Cup Stealing Ducks, and BAMF goalies.

So, good luck to all, — except you, Dany, and make Canada proud this year.