James Wisniewski, I miss you oh so much. Get out of the Island, nobody gets publicity over there. It’s like Uganda. Nothing. There.
Suspended two days for showing Sean Avery who he really is.
This is cute. Can’t wait for them to start holding hands as they walk into the games together. Their probably roommates too. Cute.
Then there was this, this was pretty cute too. Kovalchuk’s got some crazy hand movements at the beginning there, really impressive.
Oh and Segs, nice first goal. JEbs still beats yours though, sorry. Maybe next time.
Taylor Hall also got his first NHL point yesterday. Beauty pass Hallsy. You’re still not better than JEbs though. Sorry, it’s a hard name to beat.
Segs, Hallsy, don’t feel bad, it’s hard to equal up to the guy who did this:
Ohhh and this:
Kris, Army. No offense or anything, but those outfits make you look fat.
Dear Toronto Maple Leafs,
FUCKING STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU BY ADOPTING ALL MY FAVOURITE PLAYERS.
Alternatively, these looks are much much better for you two.
My mind = blown.